Brown guys’ criteria for brown girls
- light skin
- slim but with big boobs and ass
- hairless
- be willing to hook up but only with him, not other guys
- know how to cook
- be the same caste/religion/or ethnicity as himBrown guys’ criteria for white girls
- be white
Mexican moms, abuelitas, and tias blame everything on satan, being barefoot, and not eating.
(Source: evenvatoscry)
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